White Rose

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Sexual Quotes
11:57 p.m. - 2005-11-05

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex; they should draw the line at goats. "

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."

"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating."

"It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."

"Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about."

"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection."

"The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. "

"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"

"My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one."

"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now."

"How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches."

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

"Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf."

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